From the movie The Good, The Bad and the Ugly:
(A cowboy, Tuco is having a bath. Another cowboy, whose hand was blown off by Tuco 8 months ago, comes in seeking for revenge)
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
To a man of fame dishoner is worse than death
a quote i try to incorperate into everyday life for it holds truth.
it is all fun and games till some one gets hurt...then it is HELARIOUS!
It makes me SICK... that there ain't more people than you. now GET OUT... your pen and lets make this official - Simpsons episode when Ned creates a theme park...
Hey, a Simpsons fan from my city! Welcome.
"In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!"
- Homer Simpson
"Abso-possi-you-better-believe-it!" - Gippal, Final Fantasy X-2
"Watch out the rails. They're dangerous!" "Where isn't these days..." Francine, Lara C., Tomb Raider AOD.
Yoshimitsu: Minulta n?ytt?? puuttuvan tuoli. "I seem to be missing a chair."
Nina: N?k?j??n. M??r?rahat ei vissiin riitt?nyt. Seiso siin? sitten. "So I see. I guess it didn't fit the budjet. You'll just have to stand."
Rautanyrkki the movie
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This post was edited by Kogamitsu (2005-06-01 16:09, 15 years ago)
Goblins flying is more accurately translated as falling slowly
This is a sig from a site I frequent;
A Typical Scrub Chat as recorded by me
leader scrub:so i went over 2 jons crib las nite
other scrubs(all interrupting):OMG!! WTF?!
There's a bear in there
On an electric chair
There's people with Aids
and hand grenades
Its Gay school
I just had to put it in here.
Of course I got this a longo time. Just remembered it so might as well put it in.
(I used to watch this show, I think I liked it... then...)
Got some more quotes from brainyquote.com:
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - W. C. Fields
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.- Oprah Winfrey
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. -
"Our cerebral cortex is made of grey substance." (Our Biology book) - No kidding? This information must be sooooooo crucial in the exam. Even though the book later on revealed the this mysterious "grey substance" is actually brown... :dozingoff
I found this on the back of a chess book:
"Read this book, assimilate the lessons therein, and be thou transformed into a chess beast overlord, devouring all who are so foolish as to oppose thee in open combat on the 64 squares."
This isn't so much a quote as it is a riddle. If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?
I've got other quotes 2.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Enjoy at will.