Then, she saw a little white rabbit and decided to follow it (it was wearing reading glasses and seemed to be in a hurry, which I'm sure you agree is kinda weird). The rabbit went down a rabbit hole but lucky for Jembru, she's only small so managed to squeeze herself through (her ass got stuck for a moment but a friendly mountain goat gave her a little nudge). She fell very slowly for what seemed like ages but once she reached the bottom she found a strange bottle that said 'drink me' so she opened the bottle, drank it, expecting to become really really small but instead she just became really really drunk.
Jembru turned around, walked into the table, tripped on a rug and fell with a thud to the floor. She looked up to see a familiar friendly face.
It was the God Cernunnus.
'Cernunnus, it's great to see you. I kinda have a favour to ask.'
Cernunnus has known Jembru for 11 years and knew something really dumb was about to come out of her mouth.
'You know how, in the winter you prepare the souls of Nature, ready to be reborn in the Spring... Well... I thought, maybe you could make all my friends on YOT alive and well again!'
'You do realise it's only a game on a forum right? No one's really dead...' the Lord of Nature tried to explain.
'Then it should be easy enough for you to bring them back!'
'Fine.. it is done. Now leave me alone...' Cernunnus opened a little door that Jembru had to crawl through, back to the World of YOT (again her ass got stuck but this time Cernunnus gave her a nudge).
When Jembru got outside. Everyone was back to normal. Alive and well and... oh dear... carrying weapons... and they looked ready to kill again. Jembru smiled and said 'No need to thank me, just form an orderly line and you can hug me in turn...'
Somewhere in the crowd Jembru heard a voice that said, 'Thanks for this but... we're gonna have to kill you now... sorry.' and then... Jembru ran as fast as her little feet could take her...
This post was edited by Jembru (2008-11-04 09:19, 11 years ago)