Funny Quotes

seen these signatures on one forum:
"I'd give an arm to be ambidextrous"
"The next statement is true. The previous statement is false."

seen these on a comic:
"I'm happier than a wooden spoon on a spelling bee"
"I'm all that like a caterpillar on my sunday pants"
"You look more flustered than a barefoot squirrel at a tire store"