Funny Quotes

"It gets late early out there" -Yogi Berra (Baseball player)
"Ninty percent of the game is half mental" -Yogi Berra
"I'm schizophrenic. So am I." -Some kid's signature
"You produce more bullshit than a herd of bulls." -Ryan Langevin
"Go fuck yourself" -Dick Cheney
"Man who walk into airport sideways is going to bangkok" -Confucius