Funny Quotes

(In AD 2101 war was beginning)
What happen?
Someone set up us the bomb.
We get signal. Main screen turn on.
It's you.
How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
What you say?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha-ha-ha


- from the badly translated intro of the game Zero Wing.