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1. You think about Yoshimitsu over and over...
2. You think he's real.
3. You love forests, ninjas, Japan, sumo, video games...
4. You spend your time learning advanced Yoshi-techniques, practising...
5. You want Yoshi to be the most admired and feared character.
6. You can ride a horse or you are going to learn it.
7. You always help anybody who needs help.
8. You draw Yoshimitsu, write poems dedicated to him...
9. You love Japanese swords.
10. You made your own Manji mask...
11. ...and you wear it during Halloween.
12. You write Yoshimitsu kanjis on anything you can: on T-shirts, school bags, notebooks...
13. The walls of your room are covered with thousands of Yoshi posters...
14. ... and you spend hours watching them...
15. ... or talking to them...
16. ... or even kissing them...[ ^_^ just joking! ]
17. You model yourself on Yoshimitsu: you're a reliable, brave, honorable person...
18. You decided to make a Yoshi shrine.
19. Your favourite greeting is "Yo man!".
20. You try to learn Manji Ninjitsu....
21. ...but the only thing you can do is Saviour Boot...
22. You cannot understand that somebody could hate Yoshi.
23. When you receive a bad mark in school, you think of bad-breathing your teacher. ^_^
24. You hate villains. [ who would? ]
25. Your favourite sitting pose is Yoshi's Meditation.
26. You like meditating very much.
27. You are smiling any time.
28. You want to buy katana...^_^
29. All your trousers are loose, green or black, or at least navy blue.
30. Your favourite colors are green, silver, black and red.
31. You never climb the stairs one by one- you jump two or three.
32. You think about creating your own little charity organization....
33. ....called Manji. ^_^
34. When you hear "Yoshimitsu", "Yoshi" or even "Yo", your mood is getting better!
35. When you want to kill an insect, you strike with your left hand like Yoshi's d/b+1 [ t4- d+1 ]
36. You spent many weeks searching some information about the Manji Clan....
37. ...and you still have a hope that this Clan existed...
38. ...or you even wonder if it still exists!
39. You can't stand watching Yoshimitsu losing!!! ...
40. If somebody tells you something insulting in connection with Yoshimitsu, he's lost in your opinion.
41. You detest Kunimitsu TTT ending...
42. ...and you gonna kick the hell out of everyone who says it's great! Rrrroar!
43. You tried to memorize any single detail of Yoshimitsu's outfits...
44. ...and you fully succeed in it!
45. You always pick Yoshimitsu, even if you take part in an important tournament.
46. You wish you could find a good Japanese dictionary to translate Yoshi's words.
47. You surf the whole Net searching Yoshimitsu shrines, pictures, movies...
48. ... and in general you surf a lot. ( because it's Yoshi's hobby? Well...)
49. You wonder if Yoshimitsu ever pulls off his mask. ^_^
50. You want Yoshimitsu to be in Tekken and Soul Calibur series forever!
51. You named your joypad: "Yoshimitsu" [ well, it's our weapon in Tekken! ^_^ ], or named it just like your Team Nickname sounds. [I have two paddies: Yoshimitsu {the oldest one} and Tenshimitsu].
52. If you don't have a katana, you use a broom stick to practise Yoshi's moves ...
53. ... and you spoiled an expensive chandelier because you jumped too high ...
54. ... trying to do Moonsault Slayer move!
55. You named your pet "Yoshi" or "Yoshimitsu".
56. Your hard drive hardly works because of a lot of Yoshi data stored there.
57. You say "Yoshi!" if you're glad of something. [ "Yoshi" means also "Good!" ]
58. The only character you fear to fight against is Yoshimitsu!
59. You show no mercy if you fight against Kunimitsu, Ogre, Heihachi, or Bryan in Tekken 3.
60. If you win a tournament or a fight at arcades, you salute just like Yoshimitsu.
61. If anybody picks Yoshimitsu, your eyes start to twinkle! ...
62. ... and you're anxious to compete with this guy/girl! ...
63. ... so you challenge him/her! And then...
64. ... he/she becomes your best sparring partner and friend!
65. You show a lot of patience to Yoshi newbies, teaching them all what you know...
66. ... and then you're proud that Yoshimitsu gained another fan!
67. Your obsession is so great that you influenced your friends to play Yoshi!
68. You're a walking dictionary of Yoshimitsu bio, history, moves, combos... should I list more?
69. You don't like people who pretend to be Yoshimitsu. There's only one Yoshimitsu!
70. Yoshimitsu changed your world view, lifestyle, caused you to meet many great friends!
71. If you are in a forest, you always have an impression that Yoshi is somewhere there...
72. You are doing everything to raise Yoshi's statistics in every arcade machine you find...
73. ... and you always succeed! [ not to mention how much money you have just spent... ^_^ ]
74. If you happen to lose playing Yoshi, you think about commiting a harakiri. ^_^
75. In TTT, it's Yoshi's partner who always gets the last hit. ^_^ Yoshi cannot get knocked down!
76. You list here more and more obsession syndroms. ^_^ ...
77. ... and you suddenly realize that you have most of them! ^_^
78. You try to uncover every picture in "Test your might" game. [ well... this game is no longer available :) ]
79. If your'e happy, you perform the famous Yoshi Dance. ^_^
80. Yoshi's salute: it's the winning stance you missed in Tekken 3.
81. If you concentrate, you humm just like Yoshi in Soul Calibur. ^_^ [ namunamunamu! ]
82. You can endlessly debate in Forums about Yoshimitsu...
83. You make multiple entries for Yoshi in "Best character" voting pools...
84. You battle scream sounds just like the Yoshimitsu's one [ Hyooough! ^_^ ]...
85. At arcades, you move a cursor on Yoshi's picture and wait until the time runs out...
86. ... just because you love watching his face!
87. You go to bed dreaming about new Yoshimitsu's tactics... ^_^
88. You even love any name starting with "Y" letter!
89. You looked up in an encyclopaedia "Ytterium" element! ...
90. ... just because its shortcut is "Y"!
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1. You're owning numerous katanas and knives...
2. ...watching sumo and mixed martial arts...
3. ... having Yoshi's action figure from t3 still in the box...
4. ... knowing there are no rules in a fight, except for I will not lose.
5. ...practicing doorknockers and sword impale with real katana and knocking over lamps and almost put holes in the walls...
6. you rode horse before...
7. ...love karate movies especially old jackie chan...
8. ... and especially you always play yoshi no matter what.
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1. Yoshi holds the highest records on all your tekken games.
2. You have three yoshi figures.
- one that stays in the box.
- one out on display.
- and one that goes everywhere with you.
3. You bought the Tekken movie just to see Yoshi...
4. ...and got mad because Yoshi didn't get a bigger part in it. (he is in only 4 scenes)
5. You won't read Tekken fan fics if they bash, make fun of, or make Yoshi look like a complete idiot.
6. You took a Japanese class because of Yoshi.
7. The license plate on your car says "YOSHI"...
8. ... and you plan on getting a decal of Yoshi put on the hood of your car.
9. You notice that you are the same height and about the same weight as Yoshi.
10. ... and you're damn proud of it.
11. Your favorite foot wear is tabi
(japanese-style socks, Yoshi wears them in T3, TTT, T4, and both Soul Caliburs)
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1. You make a cosplay of Yoshimitsu! |
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1. You come to this site again & again & AGAIN!
2. You continue searching for new tactics even if there is nothing more for you to learn.
3. You randomly say Yoshi quotes to yourself even if you're by yourself.
4. You listen to Yoshi music mpeg on your computer while using it.
5. You perhaps search for Japanese NOH masks so you too can look like Yoshi in real life.
6. You wish to one day purchase a real katana sword.
7. You create Yoshi gifs in your freetime.
8. You supply Yoshi images to your friend's Tekken website.
9. You search for Yoshimitsu movie files on the web.
10. You draw Yoshi pictures including pictures of your own Yoshi design.
11. You research gathered information to understand more able Yoshi's actions.
12. You play characters that have strong connections with Yoshi like Kunimitsu and Dr. Boskonovitch.
13. You get into armor designs.
14. You look into visiting Shinjuku, Japan.
15. Forests capure you imagination.
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1. You think he`s alive and he is with you when you play Tekken
2. You dress like him.
3. You always humm his sounds in the game.
3. You play as him, and nobody else...
4. You hate to see Yoshi dies...
5. You think his TTT ending is the best ending at all time!
6. You read ALL of Yoshi`s FAQs...
7. ...And you make one...
8. You draw him, write stories about him...
9. You search the net every day to find his best page...
10. ...and stop looking when you find this page... [ thanks! ^_^ *blush!* ]
11. ...and visit it every day to check possible updates.
12. You buy Yoshi`s sword...
13. ...and practice Yoshi`s suicide...[ heh heh, that's good! *Tenshi* ]
14. You think about him every day.
15. You dream him every night.
16. You think you will meet him one day.
17. You practice his moves "in real".
18. You can`t stop watching his 10-strings which end in sword slashes...
19. You HATE Kunimitsu, AND her endings...
20. You think he cannot be dead.
21. You don`t play ANY other fighting games, only Tekken (with Yoshi). [ and SC? ]
22. You want to learn Bad Breath.
23. You do his "dizzy moves" in real, and fall like him "in real".
24. You want to help anybody to master him...
25. You want Yoshi is everybody`s favourite character.
26. You meditate every day.
27. You try to do his Sword Pogo.
29. You think you can take someone else`s energy.
30. Your username is "Yoshimitsu".
31. You buy armor which looks like his and wear it
32. You slice your hand and get mechanical one
33. You make Yoshi`s hat from Tekken 2 and wear it
34. You buy a red wig
35. You do Stone Fists every day "in real",then take a sword and do
a sucide to calm down
36. You smile all day,imitating Yoshi`s screeches
37. You make Kunimitsu doll and beat it every day
38. You make Bryan doll and beat it every day
39. You make dr.Bosconovitch doll and kiss it every day ^_^
40. You go to forest every day
41. You visit Japan and search for Yoshimitsu
42. You think he`s Your best friend
43. You try to do his strings "in real"
44. You dream him
45. You put a beetle on Your head
46. You try to rotate Your hand like Yoshi in his b,b+1,1 move
47. You make Yoshimitsu Empire (I did it,it`s on this site. )
48. You download all Yoshi-stuff from the net
49. You want to make your monitor look like Yoshi`s head
50. You make a song about him and sing it every day
51. You make your own clan
52. You hate all characters which are against Yoshi
53. You want to teach everybody to play Yoshi
54. You change your name so it ends with -mitsu
55. You stare at his picture...
56...every day...
57....and every night...
58....and stop when your eyes become fully red.
59....Then you fal asleep,and dream him.
60. You want him to be president
61. You stab yourself with a sword,then dance on one leg.
62. You drink beer and bad breath.
63. Your middle name is "mitsu".
64. You talk to him while in game.
65. You dream about having Yoshi/Yoshi perfect tag team.
66. You buy baggy pants just like Yoshi`s
67. You dress your grandfather like Bosconovitch and order him to lay
and roll like Bosco
68. You make Kunimitsu snowman in winter...
69. And take rolling-pin...
70. And use rolling-pin as a sword to break Kunimitsu snow man,using
Yoshi`s moves
71. When you try to Pogo the break-pin...
72. Or fly with it...
73. Or meditate with it...
74. Or try sucide (!) with it...
75. You buy red lens and put them to look like Yoshi
76. You try to teleport somewhere.
77. You want to be astronaut,because it`s connected with space.
78. And hope you`ll see bunch of space-ninjas there.
79. You want Yoshi be your sensei.
80. You put horns to look like him.
81. You paint your hair in red.
82. You love bugs.
83. You can`t live without him!DRUGS!
84. When you`re nervous,you look at his picture to calm down.
85. You put Kunimitsu mask on your female friend,then kill her in cold
blood.
86. You put Bryan mask on your male friend,then kill him in cold
blood(with break-pin)
87. You practice his moves,imagining you have a sword(I do)
88. You call your grandfather "Doc".
89. You hate watching Yoshi lose(especially in a hands of a masher)
90. You want to watch Yoshi movie at the cinema.
91. You want Yoshi`s costume so badly!
92. You listen to his soundtrack every 15 minutes.
93. You understand Roger/Alex`s TTT ending
94. You cheer whenever you hear that Kunimitsu is dead.
95. You have EVERY Yoshi web-page in favorites.
96. You wish to take health from other pesons.
97. You meditate when you are nervous.
98. ALL of your records in Survival are gotten by Yoshi
99. You post here.
100. You must know everything which is connected with Yoshimitsu.
101. You meet some of Manji members.
102. You want everybody play Yoshi!
103. You make your face to look like his.
104. You go to school (or anywhere else)wearing heavvy armour.
105. You want Yoshi has his own video game.
106. You spend all of your money on arcades...
107. And sleep on arcades...
108. ...And continue another day...
109. ...And still play...
110. ..but only with Yoshi!
111. When you wonder is he a robot or human.
112. You start watching Star Wars...
113. ...And expect Yoshi to come there with HIS lightsaber...
114. ...And kill all of those Jedi fighters(Star Fans don`t be offended)
115. You want to meet him...
116. ...And tell him how much you love him!
117. NAMCO is your favourite publisher
118. You DESPERATELY try to make yourself invisible...
119. ...And when you fail, you do a Sucide(again) to calm down.
120. You visit every link on every Yoshi page on the net.
121. You draw Yoshi...
122. Or make a assemblage of him hugging you.
123. You make Yoshi shrine.
124. You make 2 Yoshi shrines.
125. You make more than 2 Yoshi shrines.
126. You answer on EVERY forum which is connected with Yoshimitsu.
127. You want to cry of happiness when you see a beginner who wants to
learn Yoshi...
128. ...And take much timre to teach him/her all Yoshi moves...
129. ...Then teach him all tactics,juggles,combos,strings...
130. You force your friends to watch Yoshi`s endings.
131. You want to become a ninja!
132. ..And make you own shurikens,katana,and other ninja stuff...
133. ...Then you put Yoshi armour...
134. ...And put red lens,then Yoshi`s hemlet...
135. ...Then you go to center of your town, and yell to all:YOSHIMITSU
FOREVER!
136. ...And kill anybody who laughs to you.
137. You collect blades.
138. You wear Tekken commands and Yoshi moves with you all the time...
139. ...Just in case,if you find Yoshi beginner...
140. ...Then you give him those commands and moves and teach him
Yoshi...
141. ...And FORCE him to learn if he won`t learn...
142. ...And fight with him if he desperately won`t learn.
143. You yell "Yoshimitsu Forever!" every couple of minutes.
144. Your signature is "Yoshimitsu Forever!"
145. You use Yoshi`s dizzy moves to get drunk...instead of beer.
146. You have entire collection of ninja stuff in your clothes.
147. You desperately want Yoshimitsu to be your character when you take
Mokujin.
148. You try to split in two.
149. You write "Yoshimitsu" in ypur every notebook.
150. You are REALLY obsessed with him!!!
152.You draw Yoshi pictures on your body.
153.You talk only with Yoshi fans.
154.You start making theories of Yoshimitsu's real history.
155.You want to steal Yoshi's katana :)
156.You compare every fighter with Yoshi.
157.You kill someone and say: "WHAHAHAHAHAHA! GUSYA ITTOKU!"
158.You become astronaut, to search for space ninjas.
159.You want Yoshi becomes a real man from a video game character.
160.You draw Yoshi's head without mask tons of times to discover his
real face.
161.You commit a suicide and stay alive.
162.You talk Japanese more than your native language.
163.You want to kill people who hate Yoshimitsu.
164.You mail Namco with suggestions for Yoshimitsu in next Tekken (and
SC)
165.You understand why he wears pink outfit with flowers in SC.
166.Your favourite kata in SC games is Yoshimitsu's.
167.You give your health to people.
168.You take health from people who annoy you.
169.You like all cold weapons, especially blades.
170.You train Ninjutsu.
171.You post here.
172.You want to be mechanized.
173.You like saving lifes of old people :)
174....and of people who want to kill you (hint:Bryan).
175.You hate big white mouses.
176.You steal money...
177....and share it to poor people.
178....and your friends call you Robin Hood.
179.You like to run around and attack everybody with your knee.
180.You can make a clone of yourself.
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1. You start searching the local library for books about magical katana's.
2. You buy a Katana...
3. ...and paint it green....
4. ...And name it Yoshimitsu.
5. You listen to Yoshimitsu's BGM's over and over again.
6. You watch the TTT and T4 ending movie of Yoshimitsu over and over again.
7. You want to meditate in the forest.
8. You love snow-covered forests.
9. You want a Yoshimitsu tatoo on your arm.
10. You are angry that your parents didnt name you Yoshimitsu when you were born.
11. You start practicing Kendo.
12. You love Horses and Beetles
13. You buy a red/silver or green/blue samurai armor.
14. And wear it during Kendo training.
15. You try to stand on your sword...
16. ...and spin around in circles when you succeed.
17. You have a Yoshi wallpaper on your desktop right now.
18. You try to do a Yoshimitsu Flash with a real sword...
19. ...and hurt yourself while doing it.
20. You get badly hurt during Iaido training...
21. ...you dont call for a ambulance, but instead you try to teleport yourself to the hospital...
22. ...and ask if Dr Bosconovitch is present.
23. You wonder what kind of Arcades Yoshi likes to play.
24. You buy a detailed map of Japan, and spend hours searching for a forest called 'Serene Forest'...
25. ...and when you cannot find it, you go back to the store and try to get your money back, cuz the map must be incorrect.
26. When the store-owner doessnt want to give back your money, you say "Tenmo kaikai so ni shite morasazu!"...
27. ...while on the background, your friends STEAL the money from the store ^_^
28. You give the stolen money to the poor, or spend it all at the local Arcade-hall.
29. You consult the city council, and try to convince them to raise a big statue for Yoshi...
30. You think-- no, you KNOW Yoshimitsu is real.
31. You spend days searching the internet to find translations of Yoshi's battlecries
32. ..when you can't find any translations, you just go translate them yourself.
33. You are a active member of every Tekken and Soulcalibut related forum that has a board dedicated to Yoshi.
34. You get a small "Yoshi" tattoo on your shoulder.
35. You talk to the Yoshi tattoo when you are alone.
36. You keep begging the YOT Webmaster to make you an assistant-webmaster.
37. You know how to do the 'Ikko Ikki' Yoshi dance.
38. You wish you were born in feudal Japan, so you could have joined the Manjitou
39. You start searching for people or characters who look like Yoshi.
40. ..and if they don't exist, you just create one yourself!
41. You start roleplaying with friends, and take a ninja named Yoshimitsu as your main character.
42. You studied the void section of 'The Book of the Five Rings'.
43. You are wondering from what space-quadrant Yoshi comes from.
44. You buy a radar-dish and broadcasting equipment..
45. ..and you try to make contact with Yoshi who must be hiding somewhere in outer space.
46. You write fanfictions about Taki joining the Manjitou.
47. ..and steamy love-affairs between Yoshi and Kuni.
48. You try to hide in the shadows like a ninja...
49. ..even during class or in the middle of the street.
50. You know every little detail about Musashi Miyamoto's life
51. ..and claim that Yoshi resembles much of his qualities.
52. When friends or family are at your house, you turn on Yoshimitsu's stage BGM'S to 'improve the atmosphere'.
53. You try to convince your friends and family that Yoshi's tunes are better than regular music on the radio.
54. When you are off going to school or work, you leave the house by saying 'Tenmo kaikai so ni shite morasazu' while throwing a smoke-bomb.
55. You have over 1000 posts on the YOT forum.
56. You skip your homework so you can practice Yoshi for a Tekken Tournament.
57. You skip your best friend's birthday so you can practive for the same Tournament.
58. You pre-ordered SoulCalibur 2.
58. You would NEVER EVER think of pirating or copying a Namco game. (^_~)
59. You think people who pirate Namco games can't be real Yoshi fans. (^_~)
60. You hold a cruisade against illegal Soulcalibur2 copies.
61. You dislike Voldo for stealing Yoshi's sword.
62. You don't think its strange for a male Ninja to wear tight purple
or bright green clothes.
63. You constantly whistle the stage-music 'Brave Sword, Braver Soul' from SoulCalibur2.
64. You are holding national promotion campaigns to increase the amount of Yoshi players.
65. You have imagined going on a quest with Yoshi to find Soul Edge.
66. YOu spend hours waiting on the YOT forum for someone to reply to your posts.
67. You think Yoshi watches over you when you play Tekken or Soulcalibur.
68. You believe stealing from someone can sometimes be a good thing to do.
69. Yoshi is a sort of demi-Deity to you.
70. Yoshi is like a Oracle to you.
71. His words inspire you to do good deeds towards the world.
72. You refuse to pay taxes. Instead you rob tax collectors.
73. The only people who really understand your feelings are Dinaga, Golden, Tenshi and the others from YOT.
74. You envision a union between the Manjitou and Microsoft.
75. Your notebooks are filled with Yoshi drawings and quotes.
76. You wonder if you are perhaps a long forgotten relative of Yoshi.
77. Your cellphone has the same colour-patters as Yoshi's armor.
78. You love masked actors.
79. People who don't like Yoshi must be punished!
80. You wonder why Taki doesn't join the Manjitou.
81. You paint Yoshi's phrases in kanji and hiragana on your schoolbag.
82. You get exited when the cursor moves over Yoshi in the Character Select
Screen.
83. You spend hours watching Yoshi in the Character Bio mode of SoulCalibur
2.
84. ...and play his voice-samples over and over again.
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2. You practice manji spins, no matter the place you are...
3. You start loving japanese culture...
4. ... buy a real katana...
5. ...start stabbing and slicing things around you...
6. ... try to spin the sword with your left hand...
7. ...and end up hurt.
8. You make fan fictions about tekken focusing in Yoshimitsu.
9. You cannot see somebody lose a fight with Yoshimitsu.
10. You want to see Yoshimitsu in all Tekken and Soul Calibur games
forever...
11. ... and maybe as a couple with Kunimitsu.
12. Your homepage is YOT...
13. ...and you visit it every day...
14. ...giving opinions...
15. ...visiting forums...
16. ...anything related to Yoshimitsu.
17. You watch Xena and other series on television because of the sword
fighting and the acrobatic juggles.
18. You send ideas about tekken 5 for Namco...
19. ...in which Yoshimitsu is the great winner (of course).
20. You travel around Japan seeking for the Serene Forest and some
manji ninjas.
21. You want that all your friends love Yoshi as you...
22. ...and you want to teach how to be a master with him...
23. ...and you have success...
24. ...but a people can no longer be your friend if hates Yoshi...
25. ... you can't understand how can someone hate Yoshi.
26. You have a great tattoo in your back with a great Manji Symbol, and
Yoshimitsu symbol in your arm.
27. You try to make Yoshi masks for you.
28. You really have the same height and weight of Yoshi...
29. ...or you adjust yourself to.
30. You really have red hair.
31. You don't care if people call him monster, you know he has human
soul.
32. You practice meditation.
33. You improve your speed and agileness.
34. Your friends call you ninja by your moves and stealth.
35. You can make a poison wind...
36. ...and try to make a Moonsault Slayer.
37. You think about being mechanized...
38. ...or you don't think!
39. You make other people be obsessed with Yoshimitsu because of your
obsession...
40. You like yo play Yo Yo, for any reason...
41. Your lucky number is seven (Shichi)...
42. ...but you don't have an unlucky one because you are Yoshi
43. You love proverbs...
44. ..."if you want peace, prepare for war"...
45. ..."Heaven's net has large meshes, but nothing escapes"
46. You stay very far from red haired women with cat masks...
47. You never make vengeful little plans.
48. You get Combot in the Arcade just for see the blue sword...
49. ... and lose with him until he mimic Yoshi...
50. You convert snake eyed enemies in friends...
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| 1. you Get a sword and practice all the sword moves yoshi
does. (heh, i'm guilty of this)
2. you do own a katana
2. you can do all of yoshi's moves except those requiring a cybernetic
arm
3. you want a cybernetic arm
4. you walk around saying things in Japanes gibberish like, "Ie- shyee,
took!"
5. you almost performed a harikiri, on purpose
6. you can laugh like a robot
7. you do it in front of your friends (the laughing, i mean)
8. you can do the vacuum dance
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1. you call your boyfriend yo yo.
2. You've only played the game Soul Calibur for a few hours and are
already in love with the character.
3. You walk around saying "namu!" to everyone.
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1. You make your friends listen to you while reading all of the "yoshi
fan distinguishing marks"
2. You play the Star Wars RPG and you want your Jedi to have a lightsaber
with a bent blade all because you saw Yoshi have one in T4.
3. You imagine fights between Yoshi and other fighters (i.e. Wolverine,
Aragorn, Luke Skywalker, etc...) and wonder if Yoshi would win.
4. You DESPERATELY want to buy a katana, because you played Tekken/SC
and fell in love w/ Yoshi (just like us).
5. You wear a swastika sign on your T-shirt, and try to convince everyone
that you're not a Nazi, but a fan of the Manjitou. (Jews, do not be offended).
6. You want to create a campaign called WWYD (What Would Yoshi Do/Drive?)
7. You just can't bear to even hear someone that he/she/it hates Yoshi.
8. You spend more time playing with Yoshimitsu than dating your girlfriend.
9. You brag to other Tekken/SC players how good you are with Yoshi, and
you try to carefully train all Yoshi beginners.
10. When you feel embarrased, of failed a test, you want to perform a
Harakiri, and manji-blood-dance everybody.
11. You buy a Darth Vader mask only to remove its voice synthetizer, and
to put it on your own Yoshi mask.
12. You think of how much better Yoshimitsu is than any Jedi (except maybe,
Yoda). |
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