Funny Quotes

From the movie The Good, The Bad and the Ugly:

(A cowboy, Tuco is having a bath. Another cowboy, whose hand was blown off by Tuco 8 months ago, comes in seeking for revenge)

One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.

[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]

Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

To a man of fame dishoner is worse than death
a quote i try to incorperate into everyday life for it holds truth.

necrophilia:nothing like cracking open a cold one!:D

it is all fun and games till some one gets hurt...then it is HELARIOUS!:D:D:D

It makes me SICK... that there ain't more people than you. now GET OUT... your pen and lets make this official - Simpsons episode when Ned creates a theme park...

Hey, a Simpsons fan from my city! Welcome. :)

"In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!"
- Homer Simpson

"Abso-possi-you-better-believe-it!" - Gippal, Final Fantasy X-2
"Watch out the rails. They're dangerous!" "Where isn't these days..." Francine, Lara C., Tomb Raider AOD.

**SPOILER**
Yoshimitsu: Minulta n?ytt?? puuttuvan tuoli. "I seem to be missing a chair."
Nina: N?k?j??n. M??r?rahat ei vissiin riitt?nyt. Seiso siin? sitten. "So I see. I guess it didn't fit the budjet. You'll just have to stand."
Rautanyrkki the movie

**END OF SPOILER**

This post was edited by Kogamitsu (2005-06-01 16:09, 12 years ago)

Goblins flying is more accurately translated as falling slowly

This is a sig from a site I frequent;

A Typical Scrub Chat as recorded by me

leader scrub:so i went over 2 jons crib las nite

other scrubs(all interrupting):OMG!! WTF?!

There's a bear in there
On an electric chair
There's people with Aids
and hand grenades
Come inside
Commit suicide
Its Gay school

I just had to put it in here.
Of course I got this a longo time. Just remembered it so might as well put it in.

(I used to watch this show, I think I liked it... then...)

Got some more quotes from brainyquote.com:

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - W. C. Fields

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.- Oprah Winfrey

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. -
Steven Wright

bouncing bubble teddy bears with razor blades and hand grenades riding a greased piggy through the halls of my sanity hi ho hi ho hi ho

"Our cerebral cortex is made of grey substance." (Our Biology book) - No kidding? This information must be sooooooo crucial in the exam. Even though the book later on revealed the this mysterious "grey substance" is actually brown... :dozingoff

I found this on the back of a chess book:

"Read this book, assimilate the lessons therein, and be thou transformed into a chess beast overlord, devouring all who are so foolish as to oppose thee in open combat on the 64 squares."

: X

This isn't so much a quote as it is a riddle. If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?
I've got other quotes 2.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Enjoy at will.