Destroy the poster above

*Fires at Koga with a gatling gun, throws her inside a cell and welds a metal plate over the doorway to seal her inside it. Then blasts at the cell with a rocket launcher, destroying the evidence of the murder*

While I was eating more time-out bars (also sponsered by McDonalds) I checked the label and noticed the fine print "May contain traces of Peanuts." (I forgot to tell you but I'm allergic to Peanuts)

I threw every single Time-out Bar I had. Unfortunately (or fortunately???) they all hit Bozo and he/she suffocated in chocolate.
That would be the last time I got anything from McDonalds. I look at Bozo and realised that his death wasn't that bad, at least he had a chocolately graveyard!!!

(Bad joke, but got nothing else to say, Damn my unimaginative piece of mind fodder with insufficinent amount of brain matter on both white matter, grey matter, watchamacallit sdafoijew dsa.........................._______________)

noticing some people on this thread need SERIOUS mental help(Bozo, why are you obsessed with SPLEENS!?) So I disguise myself as a shrink and while counsleling you people,I suddenly pull out my katana and rip you all to SHREDS!

Perodious : While I was eating more time-out bars (also sponsered by McDonalds) I checked the label and noticed the fine print "May contain traces of Peanuts." (I forgot to tell you but I'm allergic to Peanuts)

I threw every single Time-out Bar I had. Unfortunately (or fortunately???) they all hit Bozo and he/she suffocated in chocolate.
That would be the last time I got anything from McDonalds. I look at Bozo and realised that his death wasn't that bad, at least he had a chocolately graveyard!!!

(Bad joke, but got nothing else to say, Damn my unimaginative piece of mind fodder with insufficinent amount of brain matter on both white matter, grey matter, watchamacallit sdafoijew dsa.........................._______________)

Am I supposed to be insulted by the fact that you jammed 3795671325 Timeouts down my throat? I love Timeouts!

I open Bozo's skull, only to find that he has no brain. "Just as I suspected," I grumbled, as I walked away, letting him bleed.


EDIT: Thanks, Dinaga.(At least SOMEONE appreciates my work, sheesh)

This post was edited by Manji clan member (2005-07-26 01:07, 12 years ago)

*laughs at previous post and actually dies of laughter*

*MCM joins the laughter and dies as well*

dveiljin_5 lasers Dinaga. That is all.

Mesa comes up... feeds another Time out but riddled with explosives into deviljin_5. (Timeouts again... I'll try Kit Kat next time) then starts walking away as deviljin_5 starts running around, trying to laser the bombs out of his stomach.

SiCdRaGoN87 : (SIC)Dragon87...

I take it by the "(SiC)" part of your name that you are a maggot, no? (By the way, when I say "MAGGOT" I mean a SlipKnoT fan. I'm not implying you're an insignificant horsefly's offspring.)

Anyway, resume the bloodthirsty apocalypse that is this post!

*Crushes Perodious by throwing Ganryu at him after he'd polished off an entire Sushi buffet. I then bounce on his belly (just for a laugh!)*

U stole my freakin' avatar! no one else had that one!...For this, your soul will scream in purgatory...

I curtly borrow Brian's chaingun, and pump your empty skull with lead. I then remove your head and watch as all the lead and blood fall out.With a cringe, I look through the holes I made in your head, finding (yet again) that you have no brain. Digusted by your stupidity, I walk off, passing deviljin_5 and saying hello, welcoming him to the board.

Edit: this was dircted at theRealSlimShady02.

*rips MCM's throat with Carl Johnson's chainsaw*

Yeah, SA rules so much.

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P.S. Just to remind everyone that, although this is a brutal topic, it's all about a joke, not for actually insulting someone.

While lasering myself to death (courtesy of Perodious), i managed to eat a lot of time out bars(?) and laser Dinaga to death. Hey look! It's a piece of Dinaga! I wonder what that is doing here... *whistle*:yes:yes

Comes in with a George Foreman Grill, and clamps it shut on deviljin_5. 15 minutes later... I hear a devil sizzling!!!!

Manji clan member : U stole my freakin' avatar! no one else had that one!...For this, your soul will scream in purgatory...

I curtly borrow Brian's chaingun, and pump your empty skull with lead. I then remove your head and watch as all the lead and blood fall out.With a cringe, I look through the holes I made in your head, finding (yet again) that you have no brain. Digusted by your stupidity, I walk off, passing deviljin_5 and saying hello, welcoming him to the board.

Edit: this was directed at TheRealSlimShady02.

Okay, Okay, I've changed the avatar!!!! Its just that I'm always searching for new avatars and that one looked really good, so...

Getting really sad that no one is trying to kill me I run at TheRealSlimShady02 with a big stamp, as he/she tries to run away, I jump for his head and successfully stamp on he/she's forehead.

Perodious having no real brain (sorry to disappoint you MCM) forgot to get ink for his stamp, TheRealSlimShady02 then starts bleeding and falls off a cliff from the impact made from the stamp.

I like cliffs if you didn't know...