Destroy the poster above

Okay SumSamurai, you asked for this...

Jembru is shocked that anyone would dare question her cooking skills. Yoshi asked for tempura seasoned with human hair (though I guess I may have miss heard him, -Dr. B was playing his heavy metal music loudly at the time, no one could hear themselves think but if you tell him to turn it down he gets upset and starts slamming doors).

Anyway, Jembru decides to use the most evil, cruel and unthinkable murder weapon known to humankind. She (I can barely bring myself to say this), throws SumSamurai in a giant microwave oven, presses the 'auto start' button and then runs for her life shouting 'What do you think of my cooking now?'.

There is a disgusting, squishy 'popping' noise followed by a loud 'ping'.

I'm gonna have nightmares now I can tell...