The "^", "<" and "V" game

*Blows on ^'s finger* - If ^'s agony should become too immense ^ should cinsider cutting it off!

< really don't recall having <'s nail cracked at any time. But <'s left ring finger once got squashed in a huge door when < was a kid.

< Knows too well of this ache in your fingers from playin' Tekken. After a while playin', <'s finger grew some dead skin on the tip. That made all <'s ache from playin go away.

Does V smoke? - If yes, which brand?