That was horrible, Dinaga! I wonder if i can top that. ^^
*Binds Dinaga to a operating table, and gently makes an incision in his chest using a rusty scalpel.
Then he takes some big black leaches from a muddy jar, and tugs them in with Dino's organs. Then gently he sews the skin back together, enclosing the happy leaches within their new host.*