The "^", "<" and "V" game

(< likes ^'s previous poster's long posts...
It makes the forum look alive)

<'s longest losing streak with yoshimitsu is probably 11 or something..
back in the days when <'s brother was really good in tekken and <.. kinda sucked.
but times have changed and now < kicks his brother's ass ^^

For the impending zombie apocalypse, what will v's weapon of choice be and why?